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Navy Humor

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:31 am
by AngelGirl
Attention on Deck

All station personnel are required to fall in for a visiting Admiral's inspection upon his arrival.

At the Norfolk Naval Air Station, at 1300, in the parking lot of the Chiefs club, the Master Chief tells Seaman Jones that he is to go to the main gate and call him at the club when the Admiral comes through the gate, ETA 1345.

At 1400 the Admiral arrives at main gate and SN Jones rushes over to the vehicle and asks, "are you the admiral that is here for the inspection?"
The Admiral replied, "Yes I am, why?"

Seaman Jones says " just thought I would warn you that the Master Chief expected you at 1345 and you're late. Stand by for an ass chewing."