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Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:17 pm

You may be a Taliban if ...

Our troops in Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained their sense
of humor.


1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to

2.. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

3.. You have more wives than teeth.

4.. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon

5.. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6.. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.

8.. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

9.. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:41 pm

Now that's funny!
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